Viisauksia työelämän tuskaiseen arkeen

En jaksanut alkaa kääntämään suomeksi. Siitä pahoittelut. Onneksi jokaisen toimituksen jäsenen CV:ssä taisi olla maininta välttävästä englannin kielen osaamisesta.

• Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
• If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
• Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
• Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
• A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
• Plagiarism saves time.
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
• Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
• We waste time, so you don't have to.
• Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away!
• Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
• A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
• When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
• Indecision is the key to flexibility.
• Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment

Tämä on samalla viimeinen epätoivoinen yritys herättää "viikon vitsi" -perinne henkiin.