Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Talladega Nights





Kaikki kunnia psykosomaattisille miehille, jotka voivat Cal Naughton Jr:n sanoin "sytyttää tulen ajatuksenvoimalla".

Ricky Bobbyn balladi punaniskaisille asfaltin karjapainemille on tuottanut 162 miljoona dollaria.

Mutta annetaan puheenvuoro sankareille itselleen:

Ricky Bobby: You say you're French?
Jean Girard: Oui.
Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.

Ricky Bobby: Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

Ricky Bobby: You can't have two number ones.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah, 'cause that would be eleven.

Jean Girard: Now it is time for the matador to dance with the blind shoe-maker!

Ricky Bobby: This is Ricky Bobby.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: And I'm Cal Naughton Junior.
Ricky Bobby: Urging you not to go to Tijuana.

1 comment:

tuplajuusto said...

Ricky Bobby: Hi. I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.